Henny Penny, Dead at 95.

Betty White and Rue McClanahan
as Henny Penny and Goosey Loosey on The Golden Girls

 Al Gore suffered a minor heart attack this week, after a new study has definitively shown that for decades scientists have been misdiagnosing surface temperature feedbacks during global warming studies. 

  Which basically means that we're fine so stop composting, re-re-recycling anything glass and wearing a second shirt as your deodorant.

  Remember, global warming is just a theory.  There's only about 25 years of research that has gone into this field.  It took us longer to develop peanut butter from peanuts.

Henny Penny is dead, I think Foxy Loxy cut that bitch.