Sportscar owners and ectomorphs alike are outraged by the extremely large and blatantly phallic headstone of a person struck and killed by a motorist last year. One unnamed Cupertino executive who drives a Lotus Elan was quoted as saying, "I'm an ectomorph, and mine's not even that big. This memorial spits in the face of every tall, skinny white guy with an huge cock!"
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