Saturday, August 13, 2011

Phallic Headstone Angers Sportscar Owners, Ectomorphs

  Sportscar owners and ectomorphs alike are outraged by the extremely large and blatantly phallic headstone of a person struck and killed by a motorist last year. One unnamed Cupertino executive who drives a Lotus Elan was quoted as saying, "I'm an ectomorph, and mine's not even that big.  This memorial spits in the face of every tall, skinny white guy with an huge cock!"
Donations to The Large Penis Support Group are appreciated in lieu of flowers. 

Don't Eat The Dead Lesbians, They're Forbidden!


Friday, August 12, 2011

D.I.Y. Streetcar Seating

Leave it to someone to create a place to sit and leave it for others to share at the F-train stop at Laguna outbound. Too bad the city ripped out all the benches years ago; everyone needs a bed.