NO Cuts to Federal Transpo Funding, Ann's Onions

     With an aging national transportation network, dwindling spending for long-term maintenance, and the short-sighted vision of an economically embattled congress; we cannot afford a 30% cut in federal transportation funding.

     I recently ran into Ann Coulter and asked her if there was a way to convert all the toxic sludge dripping from her vagina into asphalt for America's bridges and highways. Ann screamed, "Hey, don't get that close to me" adding, "It's not my as(s)phalt...I was born this way!"

JUST SIGN THE PETITION AND KEEP THE WHITE MAN'S DREAM ALIVE!