Phallic Headstone Angers Sportscar Owners, Ectomorphs

  Sportscar owners and ectomorphs alike are outraged by the extremely large and blatantly phallic headstone of a person struck and killed by a motorist last year. One unnamed Cupertino executive who drives a Lotus Elan was quoted as saying, "I'm an ectomorph, and mine's not even that big.  This memorial spits in the face of every tall, skinny white guy with an huge cock!"

Donations to The Large Penis Support Group are appreciated in lieu of flowers. 

Don't Eat The Dead Lesbians, They're Forbidden!

Hilarious!

D.I.Y. Streetcar Seating

Leave it to someone to create a place to sit and leave it for others to share at the F-train stop at Laguna outbound. Too bad the city ripped out all the benches years ago; everyone needs a bed.

Dallas Eclipses San Francisco In Addressing Homelessness

In an article from Next American City, Mary Jones profiles The Bridge, a successful and revolutionary approach to dealing with Dallas' homeless. A whopping 93 percent of people who have transitioned to permanent housing maintain long-term housing without cycling between homelessness and institutionalization, as opposed to the 75 percent who hop around from hospitals, jails, streets, or shelters.

Bicyclists Get Red-Light Footrest in Copenhagen

Bicyclists now have a chance to rest while waiting for the right-of-way. photo courtesy of Copenhagenize.com

Please bring these to San Francisco! We with short legs will thank you.